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November 20th 2008

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The Beatles
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The Beatles & Dr. Suess

If you've got Beatles in a bottle
Playing bongos in the rain
And their yellow submarine is going
Quickly down the drain

You've got a bongo playing bottled Beatle Drainage blockage problem

And if the sink is getting backed up
From the blockage in the drain
And the Beatles in their bottles
Start to slowly go insane!

You've got a bonkers bongo playing bottled Beatle insane drainage problem

And IF -

The insane bottled Beatles with their
Problem submarine
Are no longer playing bongos but are
Playing tambourines

You've got an insane drainage problem
Caused by bottled Beatles lads
Who've caused havoc in the bathroom
With their stupid silly fads

Because the drain, though may be blocked
By yellow sub aquatic boats
Is surely also blocked by hair
Or odd Edwardian coats!

Stop that stuff sir
Stop that rot sir
Do you think I'm smoking pot, sir?

Think you I'm on LSD!
Not a chance, sir, no not me!

I did not write that walrus song.
I do not have a silver bong!

I cannot get your drugged verse.
On you - damn - a violent curse!

Stop your silly rotten trash.
But help the author get some cash!

If you found this rip-off funny
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Utilise this music site!
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