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Austin is giving away his music 'til he changes his mind! BIOGRAPHY Most mere mortals, it seems, aspire to be pop stars. Well, a lot do... Austin Washington - or, the Magnificent, Marvellous Austino, as his friends call him (actually, they don't) - is anything but mortal. Standing at over 11 feet tall, he was blessed at birth with a preternatural ability to shatter glass at the length of two football fields. His tones are anything but mellifluous. However, with modern studio trickery, his out-of-tune screeches and warbles have been transformed to almost sound human. "Almost" is the key word, here, as no 11 foot tall, helium-filled (did we mention that? that's why we must keep him tethered to the ground, lest he float away) - luminescent (he was genetically modified with lightning bugs) boy can be said to be fully human. His songs, though, speak for themselves...
(Spam free, remove yourself any time, used exclusively by Austin to give you music! :D) austin's actual musical thoughts are here "I don't want to make music - I'm compelled. Begged for a piano when 3 - read music before words - "My ability to make music scares me sometimes...(more) "I took a ride without using a plane "The greatest song-writer in pop music history. Combining the word-play and wit of Cole Porter, the imagination of John Lennon, the depth of feeling of Kurt Cobain, harmonies better than any boy band, the skillz of Dr Dre, and the catchiness of a bad head cold, Austin Washington's songs capture the true depth and breadth of all that is good about Pop Music." (more) Popping into PopMusic.com was potentially the most potent thing you ever did - profound and perfect pop songs. here is the best response, ever: “ fucking sucks ” [Austin: Can't win 'em all! But, then, she's Gemini, maybe she'll change her mind. And, um, I don't think that's her real pic! :D] Here, make up your own mind! Miss You (Before You're Gone)
just for fun - Internet Girl!
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Prior Page Here (then if you go down to the bottom of prior pages, you find even more prior pags - like a never ending quest for the beginning. It's cool, if, like, you've got the flu or something and are laid up in bed...! X Austin Loves most people, just not you. Cuz you suck. (Unless you don't, in which case he apologises. Oh, wait, - it's you!! Sorry, I ddin't recognise you. You don't suck. It's just those other people...) contact form on AustinWashington.com copyright de moi, for the whole of creation and all universes - i rock, you don't, deal with it! (you MIGHT rock, if you're my friend/potential friend) mean people suck the pen is mightier than the sword - ask G. Gordon Liddy (who says he can kill people by sticking pens in their eyes) - nice man! |
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PopMusic.com's pop music is the most popular pop music on earth. Why? Because when people search for pop music, they often come to PopMusic.com. After a few years of this, PopMusic.com has developed a loyal following, and expanded the idea of "pop music" back to its original definition. Not just one genre of music - but all music that is popular! This makes the most popular maker of pop music on earth Austin, even though his music is so much better than what is normally thought of as pop music. It's popular - and it's good! The most popular pop music on earth...only from PopMusic.com....!